July 11, 2007

• ATTENTION!!!

  
  

  

  
  

  23 year old cutsey blonde with unique personality, 5'6.5, medium build, is looking for mr. right. Must have good personality, cowboyish, oorah style guy, who wants a family and a life that will probably never be boring:)

  
  

  Blonde likes dogs, kids, shooting cats, big trucks and jeans.( on mr.right of course:P)

  
  

  Cowboy hats are a nice touch and you must be over 6ft.

  
  

  Blonde comes with her own piano, Dowry of $16.95, pair of cowboy boots and knows how to type, upholster, update facebook and xanga, and look longingly into your eyes:P

  
  

  She also comes with her own car(1998 conversation dodge van,,,no A/C but runs good) and $30 for dream wedding:):):):)

  
  

  Please fill out application below and send to cistg@tecoenergy.com and address to Mr. Graves...Also, since blonde daughter is highly nosey, she wouldn't mind if a second copy acciedently came to hers at countrylass@gmail.com

  
  

  Please respond as quickly as possible. Would like to get a move on!

  
  

  P.S...Blonde likes flowers...ALOT:)

  
  

  Application to Court My Daughter

  
  

   

  
  

  Name: _________________________________  

  
  

   

  
  

  Address: ____________________________________________

  
  

   

  
  

  City: ____________________ State _______  Zip Code:______________

  
  

  D.O.B________________    Age_________________

  
  

  DNA sample? Y/N____________

  
  

  S.S.#___________________________    D.L #_______________________

  
  

   

  
  

  Education: High School: ____________________________

  
  

   

  
  

  College: __________________________________________

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  Questionnaire:

  
  

   

  
  

  1. What questions do you hope this application does not ask?

  
  

   

  
  

  2. If you were to be shot, what place on your body would you not want hit last?

  
  

   

  
  

  3. In 50 words or more, what does the word “Late” mean to you?

  
  

   

  
  

  4. In 50 words or more, what does the term “ don’t touch my daughter” mean to you?

  
  

   

  
  

  5.What religious background do you come from ?

  
  

   

  
  

  6. Church name?

  
  

   

  
  

  7. Pastors name and phone number.

  
  

   

  
  

  8. How long have you attended this church?

  
  

   

  
  

  9 When is the earliest available time for me to meet with your pastor

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  10. Please list 7-10 references below.

  
  

   

  
  

  11. Name of dentist and phone number

  
  

   

  
  

  12. Have you memorized the book of Proverbs? If not, why?

  
  

   

  
  

  13. How fast can you run the 100 yd. dash?

  
  

   

  
  

  14. How big are your tires?  ( if bigger than 3 ft. please discontinue and leave the premises.)

  
  

   

  
  

  Military Service

  
  

   

  
  

  Which branch of the military did you serve? Please choose from list below.

  
  

  A. army       B. air force   C. NAVY   D. coast guard  E. MARINES

  
  

  (If answered any but C, please discontinue and leave the premises)

  
  

   

  
  

  If your military rank was less than an O-9 (Admiral) please explain why?

  
  

   

  
  

  16. How many hrs of community service do you serve a year?

  
  

  (If under 3,000 hrs, please discontinue and leave the premises)

  
  

   

  
  

  17. If Selected you will need a 12 passenger van, for there are 11 in our family to go out 

  
  

   

  
  

  Please allow 4-6 months for application to be considered, if contact is made before consideration application will be terminated.

  
  

   

  
  

   

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